I used to think one day, we'd tell the story of us--how we met and the sparks flew instantly. And people would say, "They're the lucky ones."
Good starter, yes? Because pretty much, we are the lucky ones. This is us--Stephie Poo and Danikins. We will now introduce each other. Read on.
This is my Stephie Poo. She is basically the most darling thing that ever happened. I mean, really, just look at her. She's laying in a field of wishing flowers, laughing in that I-don't-have-a-care-in-the-world way. That's basically her. She makes everyone's lives a better thing and most definitely makes our Planet Earth a friendlier place. I also must bring to your attention that Stephanie is a woman well acquainted with nature--she knows what she's doing out there. Men of the world, if you don't want to marry her from this alone, I honestly don't know what to say to you anymore.
Danikins is such a doll! Seriously look at the girl! She is basically Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Typically what I think of when I think of Dania is fun, laughter, and good times. But I should probably actually be telling you about all her outrageous flaws because I know all you boys have already printed this picture drawn a big red heart around it, and hung it above your bed. Actually it wouldn't surprise me if there were kissy-kissy marks all over it by now.So flaws... oh wait she doesn't have any! Except for being waaaaaay too fun, pretty and well adorable. Oh and P.S. boys she doesn't appreciate all you drooling at her constantly so please try to contain your saliva. It's just gross.And it's probably lessening your chances with her to be entirely honest. It has gotten to the point that she is thinking about carrying around a saliva ejector from her father's office. Really just save her the trouble, so STOP IT WITH THE DROOL!!! But in all seriousness, I love this girl... ;)
Now that all you bloggy-bloggy-blogger friends have gotten to know us in full detail, it's probably about time that we got on with our actual purpose in life. Or, rather, this blog's purpose in life. You see, we marvelously adore all things rocks, mountains, and men. Which is precisely why we created an entire blog about it. (See blog description above.) This blog can be seen as many things, and it probably is. It is a documentation of our explorations, a way to keep track of how we keep up on our goals (see our Goals page to the right) and, naturally, a comparison. After all, Jane Austen did pose a question rather than a statement--what are men to rocks and mountains?
We are here to answer that very question.
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